December 2009
14 posts
I’m on sickleave. So more time on the internet. Yeay! If i only had it more then just one hour a day. The thingie is broken and the landlord is waiting for a new one… Only time i have internet is when he is home with is adapter. The rest of the time it’s just tv and spider solitaire. BUT NOT TONIGHT! We’re going to my bf’s christmasparty at work :) Oh yes, i think it...
“Today, My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who...”
“Today, in class, I mentioned I was Norwegian. A girl near me said, “Wow,...”
– Haha
“What happens when you reach into the blender to dislodge a stuck icecube without...”
“Today, my dad and I were at Walmart. I randomly started yelling at the top of my...”
“Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I...”
“If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear...”
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November 2009
184 posts
As soon as my bf finds out that i don’t know how to shoot rubberbands, i just pose and act all ninja, i’m dead. This is my last thing that works on our wet willie-hickey-tickle-grap nose war we’re in…
