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Jeg er Dominique. På sokkelesten er jeg 153,5 cm høy, med andre ord så skal det litt før jeg svever med nesa i sky. Ikke vet jeg hvor lenge jeg kommer til å la dette gå sin gang, men jeg starter. Så får vi se hvor det ender. Er du med?
Frk. Hardy
I’m on sickleave. So more time on the internet. Yeay! If i only had it more then just one hour a day. The thingie is broken and the landlord is waiting for a new one… Only time i have internet is when he is home with is adapter. The rest of the time it’s just tv and spider solitaire. BUT NOT TONIGHT! We’re going to my bf’s christmasparty at work :) Oh yes, i think it will be awsome! Yeay free drinkingcoupons!
Today, My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us. A we were about to descend, he came on the loud speaker and said “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.” One extremely pretty brunette refused to, stating that “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.” To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.” Nicely done, Mr. Happy. MLIA
Today, in class, I mentioned I was Norwegian. A girl near me said, “Wow, you’re from Norwegia?!” MLIA
Haha
What happens when you reach into the blender to dislodge a stuck icecube without unplugging it first.
Today, my dad and I were at Walmart. I randomly started yelling at the top of my lungs “I don’t know you! Help, I need an adult!” and started running away. My dad ran after me with the cart, “Wait! I just want a hug!” I love you daddy. MLIA
